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Monday, May 16, 2022

master In current Affairs

master In current Affairs

master In current Affairs Published this article page no  37 Every now and then I like to frequent our local liquor store to stock my bar.  Our neighborhood store is nothing special, but has what I need when I need it.  I have never paid a whole lot of attention to the sign as I entered the establishment.  The sign clearly states that not only do they sell beer and wine, they also sell party supplies.  Great.  You never know when a party may break out and having a store with party supplies at your disposal is nothing but a posititve thing. I walked into our neighborhood establishment and strolled through the isles.  My bar was already stocked sufficiently, so alcohol was not on the list for this trip.  Today's trip was for nothing but party supplies. I greeted the man behind the counter with a smile.  "Hello" to him must mean,"please tell me every insignificant detail of yourself" as he proceeded to tell me about his day up to that point.  Thanks.  I care.  This man was nothing but a distraction in my procurement of party supplies.  I strolled through the isles, acknowledged the offer to help me find anything.  I knew what I was looking for, I don't want Mr. Annoying's help.  The store isn't that big, and I think I can find the party supplies I was looking for. A little time passed, and I continued my search for party supplies.  Up and down every isle i looked for things that were necessary for a party (hence the name party supplies.)  After thorough examination of the store three times over, I came to a startling conclusion.  My idea of party supplies may be a little different than theirs.  Here are the "party supplies" i found at the store. Ice.  Yup, ice is needed for parties.  Afterall, its what keeps the beverages cold.  A great party supply indeed.  Unfortunately, this was the only thing we agreed on. Porn.  Racks and racks of all varieties of porn magazines lined one whole wall.  I know some party people will tell you that a party isn't a party without the latest issue of  Greasy Babes.  I tend to disagree.  In my experience, nothing breaks up a party like that one crazy guy with his pants down screamin, "wooooo, I got the latest issue of Swank...its PARTY TIME!!!" Lighters.  Again, not my idea of a party supply.  I gave up the lets burn things party a long time ago and I have think most normal adults have too.  But what I seem to be learning here is that most normal adults are not buying their party supplies from a liquor store. Beef Jerky.  Okay, I don't think I have to really expand on this.  Anyone that EVER brings beef jerky to a party should be lit on fire with the lighter they most likely bought as well.  If you must make a reference to beef jerky being the ultimate compliment to porn, you may do so.  I'm not touching that one. That's it.  That was all I could find that would even come close to being party supplies, no little parasols for drinks, not even a SOLO cup to be found. Needless to say, I was a little disappointed, educated and a little weirded out at the same time.  I like to think of it as the trifecta of human experience current affaires buy.

master In current Affairs


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